Best Pitch Ever!

If only all baseball players would look something like this. Then maybe I would watch their games more often.

Aki Hoshino pitching a ball at a baseball game.

Chaos Wars - Worst English Dub Ever!

These videos say it all.





Luckily the Japanese audio track is included in the game.

Over the Future

Karen Girls singing Over the Future, the opening theme song to Zettai Karen Children.



Now give me the version with older, hotter chicks...

U.S. Victory Guaranteed

Operation Bazooka Joe was a success. I have successfully infiltrated the enemy base and made off with their secret prototype model.


Here's footage of me sneaking off with the mecha caught on a surveillance camera.



Our victory is imminent. They will pay for what they did to Alaska.

Mechas Have Landed

We now have video graphic evidence that the Japanese Mechas have invaded U.S. territory.



Here we see some mechas going on a vicious rampage in New York City. The camera man was attacked, but luckily he was unharmed.



Here we see another one trying to destroy the roof of a Chinese Restaurant. Luckily air patrol came just in time to scare it off.



This recon unit was spotted in Chinatown.

Do not panic folks. The U.S. military has got this situation under control. Our National Guards are fighting strong and although we may have lost Montana, North Dakota, Kentucky, and 14 other boring unimportant states, we are still winning the fight against Japan. The Marines, Chuck Norris, Solid Snake, and I will be deployed into enemy territory shortly and we will ensure that they'll pay for what they've done. What can I as an Otaku do you ask? Ever heard of Otacon? That's right, he was my master.