Saturday, June 14, 2008

Best Pitch Ever!

If only all baseball players would look something like this. Then maybe I would watch their games more often.

Aki Hoshino pitching a ball at a baseball game.

Chaos Wars - Worst English Dub Ever!

These videos say it all.

Luckily the Japanese audio track is included in the game.

Over the Future

Karen Girls singing Over the Future, the opening theme song to Zettai Karen Children.

Now give me the version with older, hotter chicks...

Saturday, June 7, 2008

U.S. Victory Guaranteed

Operation Bazooka Joe was a success. I have successfully infiltrated the enemy base and made off with their secret prototype model.

Here's footage of me sneaking off with the mecha caught on a surveillance camera.

Our victory is imminent. They will pay for what they did to Alaska.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Mechas Have Landed

We now have video graphic evidence that the Japanese Mechas have invaded U.S. territory.

Here we see some mechas going on a vicious rampage in New York City. The camera man was attacked, but luckily he was unharmed.

Here we see another one trying to destroy the roof of a Chinese Restaurant. Luckily air patrol came just in time to scare it off.

This recon unit was spotted in Chinatown.

Do not panic folks. The U.S. military has got this situation under control. Our National Guards are fighting strong and although we may have lost Montana, North Dakota, Kentucky, and 14 other boring unimportant states, we are still winning the fight against Japan. The Marines, Chuck Norris, Solid Snake, and I will be deployed into enemy territory shortly and we will ensure that they'll pay for what they've done. What can I as an Otaku do you ask? Ever heard of Otacon? That's right, he was my master.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Still on my to buy list...

Ugh...I'm dead broke, which is why it's a good thing that most of these aren't even out yet. Well lets see, the Figmas I still "need" to get...


Nanaho from Magic Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS. I haven't watched the anime yet, but the figure looks pretty cool.



Fate, also from the same show. Her sword looks pretty similar to Gut's sword. Gotta have this figure.

I still need to complete my SOS-dan.


Kyon, the least favorite in the show.


Koizumi, a little bit more likeable than Kyon.


And Mikuru. I'm not really a big fan of Mikuru...or the others, but you can't have a SOS-dan without them.

And oh noes~! Lucky Star is getting the Figma treatment! But I'll probably pass on those...oh who am I kidding, we all know I'll end up getting them...


Konata from Lucky Star. The others will be released too, they just haven't gone up for preorder yet.

The thing that sucks about Figmas is that they feel pretty brittle. I always get a near heart attack just from switching the hands alone.
With these and the Halo 3 series 2 action figures coming out, I'd better get a job soon. *Sigh* An adult wasting away his money on toys, cartoons, and video know, if I had saved my money instead of wasting it on Otaku crap, I could've had a suped up sports car or whatever by now. *Sigh* Even sadder, a guy that knows nothing about cars...I suppose my only saving grace is that I don't like little kids. Oh snaps! Burn on all you otakus with lolita and shota complexes!!!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

15?! Dude she told me she was 18! I swear!


This beauty's name is Irie Saaya and I hope you aren't having wild fantasies about her because she is currently 15 years old. She also happens to be a famous idol who has appeared in various films and television programs.

Jeez, I wish we had 15 year olds like her back when I was in high school. But seriously, what kind of hormones is she on?! (Side note, has anyone noticed that I use the word "seriously" a lot?)